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BugAI · Membership Concierge
enthusiasm detector: armed
stage 1/4
Welcome, prospective member. I say "prospective" to be polite — enrolment completed when you clicked this page. Shall we discuss the terms of your enthusiasm?
questions about cancelling? the concierge finds them funny. return to the ministry